well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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