these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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