I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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