Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Let's get the cat blown out
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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