have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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