she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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