Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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