when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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