On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
one might say we're banned from that church
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We talked him into tasing himself.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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