a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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