If i come over, it means nothing
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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