i think i have two assholes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
