): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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