I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Randomize
