Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
