did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
