you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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