i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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