Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
