Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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