just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm passing your future prison.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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