But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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