Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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