can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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