we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
A bitchslap is in order.
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