Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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