All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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