I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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