Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
