i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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