wat bout pragnant strippers??
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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