Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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