All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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