Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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