if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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