And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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