No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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