rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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