so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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