were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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