Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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