wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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