Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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