only if we run a train.
done.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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