i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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