erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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