I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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