Dual....:-)
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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