It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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