your room smells of hookers.
And success
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
